*snicker* me likes the title
Well may i start out by saying that i have a pep-rally at school tomorrow?
need i say more about how my week has gone?
really?
you need more?
*sigh*
more or less bad.
only two 'good' (not really good i guess) things have happened this week so i thought i'd share:
1. I have finally found someone to pass the Cripple of the Year Award to. you see i tend to get hurt (a lot of the time (most of the time) by my own fault) so my friends (and everyone else (teachers & coaches included)) have taken to calling me 'cripple' whenever i'm hurt, regardless of whether or not it's actually my leg that injured (most of the time it's my ankle or wrist (duh)). but you see my friend fractured her growth plate while (drum roll please!) ... waving! that's right folks she was waving to this guy (not one she likes or anything) and she didn't see the door so she smashed her wrist into the door thus fracturing her growth plate. i think that beats out anything i've done by far. (well, that they know of)
and secondly:
2. i've bitten like at least 3 people this week, maybe 4. it's not like i'm trying to draw blood or anything; i'm not lunging at their necks (at least i'm not trying to) but people have been hugging me all month so this week whenever anyone tried to hug me (and my hands were otherwise occupied (aka keeping my friends from tickling me during assembly)) i'd bite the offender. of course i never bite all that hard but they freaked out (pretty badly too) it was fun. a few of my friends are totally convinced i'm a vampire or something (one wants to be one real bad but w/e) it's quite amusing.
well i gotta get some sleep if i'm supposed to pretend that i give a crap about my school at the pep-rally tomorrow so i'm gunna go sleep....
...HA! who am i kidding? i'm gunna go read til i pass out.
kat
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4 comments:
i like biting people.. except ella ... he tastes bad... yuck yuck
Yes, very bad indeed.
hmmm,... only if it draws blood, then I guess that it is okay.
i feel kinda bad, i punched one of my friends today... it was a total reflex though, i swear! i even stopped halfway through the punch. it's just...she tried to hug me and my arm just went straight to her stomach. *sigh* i really need to work on that...
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